Located along the I-5 just at the county lines between San Diego County and OC, the Bluffs Campgrounds at San Onofre overlooks the ocean and one of the five most visited state parks in California. Each campsite costs $35 to reserve and comes with a picnic table, fire pit, parking for one to two cars and just enough room for up to eight campers. There are public bathrooms, showers and faucets to wash your feet.
I had read plenty of negative reviews of this campground on Yelp in which many complained about everything from the size of the sites to the rocks on the beach. While they are right about the feeling that you are essentially camping in a parking lot, these campgrounds are about as rough as I'm willing to rough it. Real camping just doesn't appeal to me at all, and those feelings were solidified when I went shopping for basic supplies and saw the wide range of equipment available. If I need to purchase a portable toilet seat and a bucket for a weekend trip, count me out. I'll leave that for the camping snobs on Yelp.
There are six access trails to the 3.5 mile stretch of beach below the campground. We spent the late afternoon on the sand, where we enjoyed a competitive game of bocce ball and where my gymnast friend coached me on achieving unassisted handstands. I've decided that 'handstanding' is the new 'planking'. I can hold about three seconds before eating sand.
We retreated to our campsite just after sunset to use what was left of the daylight to prepare dinner, a spread that included hot dogs, burgers and bratwursts. Vacant sites are scarce in the summertime, so I lucked out in finding two consecutive sites for us to be together. It was just enough space for my group of 15 or so to set up camp, grill some meats and gather around the fire for drinking games while the pyromaniacs of the group threw more and more wood into the pit. Thankfully, nobody lost any eyebrows to the campfire, though I think I may have come close a couple times.
I'm no Boy Scout, and no, I don't think my one night of sleeping in a tent on a parking lot just a few yards off the highway would have earned me any merit badges. At the very least, camping at San Onofre felt like an all-night tailgate party by the beach. Good fun while it lasted and a nice departure from my usual surroundings, but 19 hours into it, I was dying for a proper shower. I don't think I would do well in the woods.
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